Reviews of Things I Have » pizza hut panormous http://reviewsofthingsihave.com a blog of reviews of things that I have (or have partaken in), updated MWFish Mon, 20 Sep 2010 18:42:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 PANORMOUS (or, “Stomach? What Stomach!?”) http://reviewsofthingsihave.com/food/panormous-or-stomach-what-stomach.html http://reviewsofthingsihave.com/food/panormous-or-stomach-what-stomach.html#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:01:07 +0000 admin http://reviewsofthingsihave.com/?p=17 First of all, let me say that the new Panormous pizza from Pizza Hut is powerful. So powerful, in fact, that I can’t strike it from my mind and it’s been completely consumed for over 3 hours. I was totally going to write a review about something cool, like the Misfits Box Set or my 300 lb Trinitron but I just can’t shake this feelin’.

Allow me to take you back in time…

panormous pizza

Knowing that I was going to have company over for dinner tonight, I decided that the easiest and cheapest way to appease all appetites would be to order pizza. Since I already knew that Pizza Hut is kind enough to let people repeatedly abuse their 20% off first-time online order coupon, I thought I’d browse their website and see about their most recent offerings. The first thing to catch my eye is what appeared to be two pan pizzas in a single box for $12.99. I was immediately sold.

Fast forward to me tearing open the box and pile-driving the mushy, crispy grease-bread down my greedy hatch. One slice down, it’s easy to define the Panormous experience as pure gluttonous pleasure in true Pizza Hut form. Truth be told, there’s really no difference in taste between this pizza and a normal Pizza Hut pan pizza but you get a lot more for your money on this one.

Important Notes:

  • antacids, yes
  • this pizza might be made of breadsticks (even if it’s not)
  • I still think the Bigfoot was bigger and more delicious (even if it wasn’t)
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